Foolish games

Hello to all family, friends and other guests,

We are gathered here to get some things straight.

Anonymous Unaware Children and Dangerous Unknown stunts would love to be together forever untill death do them part.

Anonymous Unaware Children repeat these words after me:
"I, Anonymous Unaware Children promiss to take on Dangerous Unknown Stunts and drink lots of alcohol, try and discover all sorts of drugs, have unsafe sex and never think about my own safety, untill death do us part"

And what is thy answer to this? (Yes/No)

Dangerous Unknown Stunts repeat these words after me:
"I, Dangerous Unknown Stunts promiss to take Anonymous Unaware Children and break legs, throw up at every party, maybe even get them in coma or more and get them in all sorts of unsafe situations, untill death do us part:

And what is thy answer to this? (Yes/No)

Do you have handcuffs? (Yes/No)

Anyone who has a new stunt, drug or alcohol speak up before they're in coma or dead.

We now pronounce you both straightend, Stunts you now may tackle the children, untill death will part you.

Everybody have a great visit in the hospital or unfortunated funeral.